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MANBEARPIG - Comes in WomanBearPig, too.


TAGS: ugly face smile manbearpig womanbearpig
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by Eric D.

Deceivingly - August 29, 2011, 3:00 am, #223645
Im gonna set this as my desktop background!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:58 am, #223642
Jay-Z when he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:58 am, #223641
no this is real! is actually J-Z when he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:57 am, #223640
no stupid b****! this is Jay-Z wen he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:56 am, #223639
Jay-Z when he was a kid!
beautiful - August 29, 2011, 12:56 am, #223637
this is jay-Z when he was a kid!
krissie - March 31, 2009, 7:33 pm, #69366
What the hell.........? That's all I got....
Finch - December 19, 2008, 10:10 pm, #45613
Please god, tell me this is a ph**oshop
Anonymous - November 29, 2008, 9:54 am, #40520
its womanbearpig you dumb**** XD
Elwood - November 29, 2008, 9:54 am, #40519
I don't care what it is, as long as it doesn't attempt to marry into my family.
tony - October 29, 2008, 2:39 am, #31298
w....t....f is that!?!
BANJAXED - August 13, 2008, 1:01 pm, #14276
LMFAO @ manbearpig
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 12, 2008, 3:08 pm, #14059
Ahh, RRCCmom, you have a light feminine touch this place often lacks.
RRCCmom - August 12, 2008, 1:15 pm, #14036
I can't believe she matched those earrings with that necklace.
Redfield - July 6, 2008, 10:01 pm, #8376
....i think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit.


KRYPTONITE - Redheads are mine


TAGS: redhead woman girl h** babe
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by Little Johnny

guyisthename - August 20, 2011, 2:55 pm, #223279
this readhead is a very netural one , 4 stars
faulty switch - August 6, 2009, 3:25 am, #105122
my power of hip thrust still remains.
Titus Pullo - June 22, 2009, 7:45 pm, #88984
A pretty girl can turn me into a non-speaking cretin, but a pretty redhead pretty much shuts down all higher functions like coherent speech and drool control.
OMG HOT - May 27, 2009, 6:28 pm, #82494
that is Heather Carolin......google her and you tell me h** or not!!!!!!
OMG HOT - May 27, 2009, 6:28 pm, #82493
that is Heather Carolin......google her and you tell me h** or not!!!!!!
Cubbybear - March 23, 2009, 10:15 pm, #67438
If she has the freckles ...I'm saying h**
Hector - March 23, 2009, 10:12 pm, #67437
Redheads are like red kryptonite. They take away all my super powers except the power to go SPROING! We really should defer to Cubbybear on this one. Cubby, h** or not?
Big Daddy - November 16, 2008, 12:54 pm, #36806
What theres one right f***ing there^
brock0lee - October 14, 2008, 8:44 pm, #27651
too bad you can never find a h** one, not even a pic of one, not even on the internet


THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE - If I'm wrong, may God strike me dead.


TAGS: light yagami misa amane l death note adult swim anime manga otaku cake
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by jalford

sasunaru4lyf - July 26, 2011, 1:43 pm, #221937
lol, this is sooo funny cause it just proves that the cake IS a lie XD
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 8:09 pm, #135392
This is horribly hilarious. 5 morbid shinigami lions lol


THAT WORD - I do not think it means what you think it means


TAGS: inigo montoya word think means princess bride mandy patinkin
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by DScottHewitt

Claire - December 13, 2009, 6:24 pm, #145359
I always make good points lol. I thought I had confused Inigo's lines or something.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 6:01 pm, #145358
Claire makes a good point.
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:53 pm, #145356
OHHH inconceivable. Then you shoulda had a picture of the other guy. Don't confuse me like that.
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:29 pm, #145339
You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm, #145336
d*** you GS!...You killed my father! Prepare to die!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm, #145335
Inconceivable!
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm, #145334
Inconceivable
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:16 pm, #145333
What word? Inigo Montoya?


BACON ROSES - I don't know about you but I think these are romantic and tasty all in one


TAGS: bacon roses romantic tasty
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 25, 2011, 6:41 pm, #220567
Mmmmm baaacccon...
Verdeckt - June 25, 2011, 6:35 am, #220524
This may just be the ONLY time it's okay for men to receive flowers.. 5 feminine sides


CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE BATMAN - It doesn't matter "who's there".


TAGS: batman dark knight
Rating: 3.49/5

More motifakes by daydark

Sho - January 7, 2011, 4:14 pm, #209362
LMAO
agdaniele - May 20, 2010, 9:01 am, #176865
I see.
DreMagnum - October 12, 2009, 7:20 pm, #126398
um its spelled pwn3d
aesop's folly - October 12, 2009, 7:15 pm, #126396
i thought the word: pwned
Woody - June 17, 2009, 11:50 pm, #87921
classic..... they should put this in the hall of fame.
Erecrottod - April 29, 2009, 2:56 am, #76368
Didn't get it :-
Grizz - April 8, 2009, 3:33 pm, #71620
Now THATS a motifake... NICE ;D
Khatmonsuk - December 28, 2008, 12:33 pm, #47191
Just brilliant ;D.
Kung-Fu Devil - October 27, 2008, 9:47 am, #30691
This is my favourite one of all time. It's almost as if the faces are made for this motifake.
john doe - October 27, 2008, 6:06 am, #30654
wtf?????....wtf is this....wtf did i just read....yesh,to much thinking...hurting my brain.
Roamer - October 26, 2008, 3:58 pm, #30466
I'm not sure if Batman's being extremely stupid or extremely cunning. I'm left in a conundrum; kudos.


GUITAR MAN - Zappa, Harrison, Slash, Hendrix Richards, Page, Vaughn your turn


TAGS: guitar man
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Airman

Lucifer73 - December 8, 2012, 7:52 pm, #241292
24. Santana 25. ? 26. Malmsteen 27. Cobain 28. John Fogerty ? 29. Jerry Garcia 30. ? 31. Bo Diddley 32. Jeff Beck 33. Morello 34. Brian Setzer 35. ?
Lucifer73 - December 8, 2012, 7:49 pm, #241291
8. Clapton 9. Mark Knopfler (Dire Straights) 10. Brian May (Queen) 11. Ramone 12. Jack White 13. Edge 14. Chuck Berry 15. Angus Young 16. Townshend 17. Iommi 18. Van Halen 19. ? 20. Frehley 21. Ritchie Blackmore 22. Duane Allman 23. Kirk Hammett ...tbc
ughomer - September 10, 2012, 6:55 pm, #239061
cheat sheet at http://www.rollingstone.com/music/lists/100-greatest-guitarists-20111123
ughomer - September 9, 2012, 8:24 am, #239042
14. Joe Walsh 15. Huey Lewis 16. Ace Frehley (KISS)
skateinferno - September 8, 2012, 7:09 pm, #239032
i also see the guitarist from kiss.im bad with band member names.
skateinferno - September 8, 2012, 7:07 pm, #239031
whos the dude from ac dc?eh screw it hes on there.
mariand - September 8, 2012, 12:47 pm, #239028
4.Jimi Hendrix
mariand - September 8, 2012, 12:44 pm, #239027
3.SLASH
crankyhead - September 8, 2012, 12:23 pm, #239025
32. Jeff Beck.
Ozbad - September 8, 2012, 11:38 am, #239020
I don't see bucket head on there .. could be space before 1. for god
GaryO - September 8, 2012, 11:36 am, #239019
14.Chuck Berry?
GaryO - September 8, 2012, 11:31 am, #239018
Dang, a rush of memories from this poster….anybody see ‘It might get Loud’?
crankyhead - September 8, 2012, 11:27 am, #239017
17. Tony Iommi, 18. Eddie Van Halen, 22. Duane Allman, 29. Jerry Garcia, 33. Tom Morello.
rerun - September 8, 2012, 11:08 am, #239016

31. Bo
gas - September 8, 2012, 9:03 am, #239015
16 pete townshend
gas - September 8, 2012, 6:48 am, #239014
24 santana?
caveman - September 7, 2012, 9:08 pm, #239011
9. Mark Knopfler, 10. Brian may, , 11.Johnny Ramone,12. Jack White 13. The Edge, 15. Angus Young 20. Ace Frehley, 23. Kirk Hammett, 27. Kurt Cobain...and that's all we have for now
GaryO - September 7, 2012, 8:21 pm, #239010
Dang, tiny faces….Clapton?


RED WINGS - Let your inner vampire out!


TAGS: blood men man real funny period
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by WTFO

Krissie - May 17, 2010, 11:46 pm, #176487
Oh...vomit!
WTFO - January 2, 2009, 11:11 pm, #48691
Thank you, Seb. I agree with both your posts.
Seb - December 22, 2008, 8:17 am, #46005
But funny.
Seb - December 22, 2008, 8:17 am, #46004
Disgusting.
gIRL - October 10, 2008, 7:56 am, #26878
Jeez, even girls think it's disgusting. Seriously, barf.
Hm. - August 21, 2008, 2:04 am, #15847
A friend of mine told me he earned his red wings. My response was "Yeah, but you lost my respect."


YOUR MAN CARD -


TAGS: earned not given man card
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - February 7, 2013, 9:30 pm, #243306
While I was at work; two neighborhood thugs tried to hassle my mother for money. When I came home she tolled me what the had done. I got my gun and tolled them where to get off and what would happen if the didn't. The never bothered her. Man points +100.
Vampyro - July 22, 2011, 6:39 am, #221723
I am going to print that and cut out the card 5L
Airman - July 6, 2011, 11:01 am, #221052
you're right Derek.. 6 is about it. I posted it because I thought the list was pretty dumb, and I meant to make a comment about that, but I ended up forgetting about it. Bomb away 440.. that list deserves it.. except, I did always want to be a. lumberjack
rubys - July 5, 2011, 11:15 pm, #221039
This an amazing blog post dude. You made some good points there. Thank you so much for sharing it. Kudos! I also wanna share this christmas lights article that we have.
Derek - July 5, 2011, 10:02 pm, #221033
Ugh, 6/15 maybe. Any "15/15" men left out there? Anywhere?
440wakeup - July 5, 2011, 10:00 pm, #221031
I'm not gonns bomb this but these make you a hill-billy not a man. where is quote godfellas at the appropriate time. When I was 15 I bet 2janitors I could carry a refrigerator up 3 flights of stares faster than the two of them could carry one fdridge up


PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: life time woman beer answer question wrong german quote ***y girl c*****ge dirndl oktoberfest
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by giulio

Yorick - September 20, 2012, 1:06 am, #239258
Good one. 5 cheers for you. (or 5 prost!)
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:32 pm, #135974
i'm in full agreement with this haha 5L's


QUOTE OF THE DAY: - "You can judge a man's true character by the way he treats his fellow animals." - Paul McCartney


TAGS: adolf hitler nazi germany third reich
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by Megrez

EmilioDumphque - September 12, 2012, 12:50 am, #239093
None of which keeps McCartney from being a douche.
Cealdi - May 24, 2011, 12:43 am, #218988
Y'all are both wrong. He had his dog put down before he killed himself to save her from being tortured by the Russians... and he didn't hate cats; he was a total animal lover (not so much a people lover though apparently)... I love the poster!
DerOkkultist - March 25, 2011, 4:53 pm, #215221
Turns out he was wrong.
DerOkkultist - March 25, 2011, 4:52 pm, #215220
I hate to run around correcting people, but your wrong. While Hitler Hated cats he did not intentionally kill his dog. He was given cyanide capsules and stated because his doctor had left the country, that they were fake. To prove it he fed one to his dog
Cloudchaser - January 15, 2010, 12:51 am, #152951
A quote that's not applicable to Hitler because he hated cats and later had his dog and her puppies poisoned.


WOMEN - They don't want to hear a man's opinion They just want to hear their own In a deeper voice


TAGS: nagging woman
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Sho

motifayk - July 5, 2013, 9:38 am, #247386
Let me proudly proclaim myself as the privileged 100th voter. 5ho.. is 5ho
Sho - January 29, 2012, 4:37 pm, #228368
Thx all
forseti - January 24, 2012, 1:58 am, #228031
LOL! Even my wife laughed! (in a deep voice of course) 5 lionesses
Reality Lord - January 19, 2012, 5:28 pm, #227772

agreed...this is good.
vulture - January 19, 2012, 5:08 pm, #227770
It can only have been a woman who didn't vote 5L for this!


LOL NAZI - Swastikas, they represent love, hate and lol!


TAGS: nazi lol swastika german hitler lol love hate
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by SLee

forseti - April 2, 2010, 6:35 am, #168820
He cannot be serious! o.O


PAIN -


TAGS: man holding his head in pain commi3
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

OmegaReaper - May 23, 2012, 8:37 am, #235009
Since when does mate in that centance mean wife? it means friend -.-
rodangol - January 14, 2012, 3:57 pm, #227587
A wife named Dave :)


EMO FAIL - You just did it, Sir.


TAGS: thewiceman emo fail fake blood
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

MrBlack - April 18, 2010, 7:09 pm, #172027
The latter: "Save me, from wreaking my vengeance upon you, to killing more than I can tell! Burning now I bring you Hell!
MrBlack - April 18, 2010, 7:09 pm, #172026
Emo vs Metal is summed up best in the songs "Welcome to my Life" vs "Hell". The former: "You don't know what it's like to be like me".
BennyChick - April 4, 2010, 4:22 pm, #169499
the knife is upside down too
booger13 - November 4, 2009, 11:45 am, #133969
[ctd] bring me the horizon, FAB,deathcab, and everyother sissy sounding name out there . IMMORTAL,KFMDM,Murphys,Mayhem,Destruction,Satyricon. you will never see a band from the ABOVE wear EMO merch. UGH
booger13 - November 4, 2009, 11:42 am, #133967
id buy it if there was actual video =] of said knife going in and twisting around coming out the other side . @ all the metalheads , did we ever whine or b**** about our lives ? HELL f***ING NO we carried a strong face because our pain made us stronger.
MrRandom - October 30, 2009, 5:46 pm, #132350
Which is why I listen to metal nowadays. Still full of energy and kicking a** compared to rock dominated by Fallout Boy.
manicbranic - October 30, 2009, 5:43 pm, #132348
god what happened to the days when rock n roll was the thundering pulse of a nation? Why is death cab for cutie more popular than wolfmother? when we descended into becoming neurotic little twits that think their emotions mean anything, I dont know...
mejes - October 25, 2009, 11:41 pm, #130824
Anyone else notice that the blade is facing out as well?
BriaHere - August 1, 2009, 7:06 pm, #103644
Same jokes twice gets old. I get it, you don't like me, but no need to criticise every single comment I make.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 3:39 pm, #103547
I don't get it Bria, Can you explain it in more detail for me?
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 3:37 pm, #103543
So, you got the meaning of the poster then, Bria?
BriaHere - August 1, 2009, 1:51 pm, #103520
Stupid kid, at least hide the bottled "blood" before you seek attention from ze interwebz.
Pori - July 31, 2009, 8:40 pm, #103236
OMG i get it!! the speaker is plugged into the sauce bottle!!


ROFLSTALIN - Little known cousin of ROFLMAO.


TAGS: mao stalin rofl lol roflstalin roflmao roflcopter lolerskates 1337 dr manhattan cousin
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by Dr. Manhattan

Sean - January 13, 2009, 7:09 pm, #51791
P.S.: But on the other hand, Stalin's favorite Stooge was Shemp. So, wadda ya gonna do, eh? Take 'er easssss.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 13, 2009, 7:03 pm, #51788
d*** you Mao!!!! You probably even like the later episodes and series where they meet actual ghosts!! That's insanity, you commie bastards!! Scooby Doo used to be the greatest champion of reason over fear. Scrappy was a worthless punk.
Sean - January 13, 2009, 6:50 pm, #51779
True Story: The Sino-Soviet Split actually occured over the question of whether or not Scrappy-Doo completely ruined the Scooby-Doo Show. Turns out Mao actually liked Scrappy!?!


EVENING COMMUTE - No, This is not going to end well....


TAGS: batman darth vader end well
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by blodisnut

steve1961 - March 5, 2013, 12:35 pm, #244063
Cool. Darth Vader is my favorite villain in the Star Trek universe.
trek - March 5, 2013, 11:04 am, #244060
Use the Force, Anakin. Use the Force


SIMPSONS DEATH NOTE - I'll take a Butterfinger... AND EAT IT!!!!!


TAGS: simpsons death note light yagami misa amane l ryuk b***erfinger anime manga
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by jalford

bugmenot - January 3, 2011, 6:03 pm, #209054
simpsons were yellow... this is definitely futurama death note
tehsupercheez - October 3, 2009, 12:07 am, #123463
JUST. f***ING. EPIC.
Jesus - August 8, 2009, 12:09 am, #105845
This looks more like Futurama. Even though the same person draws them, the style is a little different. In the Simpsons, everyone has very big circle eyes and usually no eyelashes.
Nice! - July 25, 2009, 1:12 am, #99782
Ha, very amusing. I like it!


BOYS & MEN -


TAGS: the most interesting man world
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

ArturiusMaxwell - August 31, 2011, 5:51 am, #223731
A woman worth sleeping with is not the same as a woman worth waking up to, and it is definetely different from a woman you want to live with! after all 2 of those three have to be paid and the other has to be lied to about the reciepts!
440wakeup - August 21, 2011, 5:48 pm, #223331
sensamil great avatar one with ano ther jedi licking it and getting his tongue frozen
Sensamilli - August 21, 2011, 4:19 am, #223307
I learn this a little more with every notch.


JEALOUSY - It takes advantage of the best of us




DOCTOR WHO IS BATMAN - Your argument is invalid.


TAGS: batman costume dr doctor who
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by shoulders

Talisman - September 3, 2011, 11:38 am, #223886
Oh my god, that's freaking epic!


GINGERS, TO ARMS!!! - After years of enduring abuse and slander, our time has come. The Revolution is at hand! Today: Britain, tomorrow: the world!


TAGS: redheads everywhere theres too many game over man game over
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

MashiMashi - February 29, 2012, 8:56 pm, #230394
All the gingers at my gym have exceptional and proportional racks, If the girls fat they're humongus, if the girls skinny they're big.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2009, 8:19 pm, #116703
Only the British care about Gingers....the rest of the world have better minorities too hate.......like Mexicans or albinos.
Woodywood03a - September 10, 2009, 7:50 pm, #116699
I love Red headed women. I would love to see a Red headed Japanese woman. Then I will say, "YES... THERE IS REALLY SOMEONE THAT LOVES ME!!!"
Jas - September 10, 2009, 6:58 pm, #116691
OMG those people are on fire! Help them!
rogueagent - September 10, 2009, 6:46 pm, #116689
I never understood why gingers got the abuse, I think red headed women are great.


MAN'S BEST FRIEND -


TAGS: loyal dog man s best friend
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Brent4Christ

Kakashi09 - June 27, 2011, 1:48 am, #220635
Wilfred on FX is a pretty good show
Brent4Christ - June 24, 2011, 8:02 pm, #220506
That show looks stupid. I actually got the quote from "Marley & Me."
the1stCOMMI3 - June 23, 2011, 2:43 pm, #220453
this poster makes me want to see the new FX series "Wilfred" even more


PAGAN PACMAN - 'Wicca Wicca Wicca Wicca...'


TAGS: pac man pacman pagan game
Rating: 3.34/5

More motifakes by Nicoletta

__ - September 12, 2009, 2:39 pm, #117153
Hahahaha, I'm a Pagan and that's really super hilarious.
Player_Meyer - September 10, 2009, 10:35 am, #116606
I LOL'd
TheTrashHeap - July 29, 2009, 8:15 pm, #102046
yes it is
Hales; - June 21, 2009, 5:04 pm, #88757
Wow. This entertains me/offends me at the same time!
Da5id - November 5, 2008, 9:58 am, #33643
Such great use of "wicca wicca"... wow... great job.
... - July 11, 2008, 7:59 pm, #9033
Ghosts = Angels : Power Pill = Stars. Poor angels... There are SO many stars... ^_^
Dark Star - June 6, 2008, 1:48 am, #5134
*Is curious what the power pills and ghosts would do... * Om nom nom!
Pinky Malone - June 5, 2008, 1:47 am, #5060
Is. So. Funny.


BATBEAR - Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Batbear!


TAGS: batbear batman wtf bears
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

falloutghoul - November 22, 2011, 5:11 pm, #226074
Cubbybears new job!


MOOOO - "To laugh is human but to moo is bovine."




WOOSA... - Before you get so pissed off that you start swinging a cactus around.


TAGS: anger management
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Player_Meyer

CANADA - October 5, 2009, 1:30 pm, #124085
bad boys 2 rocked! 5 woosa's
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:18 pm, #124079
I understand your position though, Dre... I'm just grading on a bell-curve anymore.
DreMagnum - October 5, 2009, 11:53 am, #124071
Yeah, I guess it is better than probably any of mine so i cant really judge, if i could revote it might go up to a four as well.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 10:56 am, #124066
It's not like it said "if you noticed the cactus, I have bad news for you..." or "this guy will kick your a**" - this one took talent.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 10:55 am, #124065
Perhaps not top ten of all time, but incredibly good use of the picture... takes creativity to caption it this way.
MO - October 5, 2009, 10:04 am, #124051
"Who let the dogs out? Woot! Woot!" KER-BLAMO!!!!! Even the natives are sick of that d*** song!!
Player_Meyer - October 5, 2009, 9:55 am, #124049
I have made some funny posters according to me and it stopped at 3.2 where as I have made some average rush jobs that have stopped at 3.7, it's just a matter of who is on and their opinions which I value of course. Thanks for the 3L lol
Player_Meyer - October 5, 2009, 9:51 am, #124048
or GHETTO-SMACK: When hitting the person who burned down your car anything will do.
DreMagnum - October 5, 2009, 9:51 am, #124047
Yeah, I did give it a 3, i just didnt think that it was a top ten or whatever poster.
Player_Meyer - October 5, 2009, 9:50 am, #124046
or... GHETTO-SMACK: Where everything and anything is a weapon.
Arrogant Knight - October 5, 2009, 9:47 am, #124045
The caption is actually... PRETTY good. Better than most of the sh*t that I have to reject everyday. Definitely one of the better posters. At least he's not doing the "Look what I found on the internet!" Airman move. Give him some credit for that.
Player_Meyer - October 5, 2009, 9:47 am, #124044
I could have said: "Dancing is always fun till someone canes you with a cactus" "3rd world version of a tequila sh**" "He who removed Excalibur Cactus from the field shall be the new slumlord" But I kinda liked the Bad Boys reference. That's a nice fish
DreMagnum - October 5, 2009, 9:45 am, #124043
................I might
Player_Meyer - October 5, 2009, 9:43 am, #124042
Dre... so you regularly pick up a cactus in protest?
DreMagnum - October 5, 2009, 9:40 am, #124041
The picture is funny, the caption is not.
Arrogant Knight - October 5, 2009, 9:40 am, #124040
I find it funny. Just sayin'.
DreMagnum - October 5, 2009, 9:38 am, #124039
Um, its getting voted down because its not funny.
Player_Meyer - October 5, 2009, 9:23 am, #124038
Oh and TY...
Player_Meyer - October 5, 2009, 9:22 am, #124037
Haha... yeah I can't believe these votes... that's a freaking cactus being swung around in front of a burning car... lmao.. I'll just keep the comments up on this one to bump it so people later in the day can appreciate it's magnificence and splendor.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 8:34 am, #124031
Oh... 5L, naturally.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 8:34 am, #124030
Love it! But you can't release good motifakes for the a.m. shift... they're 1L votin' mo fo's. Now, I have to get back to 1L'n these crummy motifakes.


UNICORN BATMAN. - Your Argument is invalid.


TAGS: batman unicorn epic win
Rating: 2.8/5

More motifakes by whocares0

fascistfrenchman - June 26, 2012, 6:30 am, #236650
Definitely has that WTF factor :)


SERIOUS TIMES -


TAGS: prissy ugmao airman emilio greeny
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - January 16, 2013, 12:08 pm, #242528
See. There really are some fairly honest Baptist ministers. Bless his heart.
twill1962 - January 16, 2013, 10:55 am, #242523
I told this joke to a Baptist minister, he laughed and told me that it was fairly accurate.
koolkid - December 8, 2012, 10:44 pm, #241297
stereotypes.
MissPriss - November 27, 2012, 8:37 pm, #240998
Oh yeah...I gotta sh** for you alright mao! I mean perfectly unknown person...5L Gary for putting me at the front of the line!
ughomer - November 16, 2012, 10:49 pm, #240659
And...Mormons leave their six wives out in the car while its running. 5L for the poster.
Sho - November 16, 2012, 10:05 am, #240643
Hahaha
GaryO - November 16, 2012, 9:45 am, #240642
Uh, it appears you may be SOL, as Prissy is ahead of you in the line…
maoworks2 - November 16, 2012, 9:36 am, #240640
I Got My Beer Where's My Sh** ?
GaryO - November 16, 2012, 9:00 am, #240639
'Ice' r-i-i-i-i-i-i-ght
Greeny - November 16, 2012, 6:13 am, #240638
I just wanted Ice! I swear... er, promise!


WISDOM -


TAGS: wise man tells beautiful lies
Rating: 4.91/5

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steve1961 - March 3, 2013, 10:47 pm, #244037
I just tell my girlfriend how much I love our quiet time together...
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 7:04 pm, #244027
ah ah ! I love when you just duckface !


RED FORMANS WORDS OF WISDOM - "You don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you...is because you're a dumbass."




A PHILOSOPHICAL PROBLEM - If a man speaks in the woods and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?




PROBLEMS - Finally, it has been proven.


TAGS: women woman problems girls math fake
Rating: 2.71/5

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Erecrottod - May 30, 2009, 4:42 am, #83059
Agree with ... Step 1 should be a +, not a x
... - March 4, 2009, 3:19 pm, #63605
Failed on step 1. Time and Money would be time + money. 5 and 3 equals 8, not 15. Learn your basic algebra next time pal.
Booyah - February 5, 2009, 3:20 am, #57053
Replace "Problems" with "Evil"
RIFF RAFF - January 21, 2009, 1:07 am, #53455
well done, though i'm doubting you're ever going to get laid after this.
Seb - December 22, 2008, 9:32 am, #46038
Nice comment.
aPauling - August 16, 2008, 3:00 pm, #14839
Jay-Z has done this equasion just shy of a hundred times and has yet to reach that conclusion.


DO THE MATH - It's hard to argue with logic... though she always manages to.


TAGS: woman problem math
Rating: 4.62/5

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Cyberhagen - December 9, 2012, 12:32 pm, #241325
Gotta nitpick: there's a small logic flaw right at the outset: "...you need time **and** money" should be Time + Money, not Time x Money. Bzzt..! Other than that, love it.


AND GOD PROMISED -




PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY - I never forget a face. But in your case, I'm willing to make an exception.


TAGS: funny ugly woman
Rating: 3.24/5

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donottmesswithbullying12 - June 19, 2014, 4:36 pm, #255367
really mooooooooooooooooo your thinking about *** if no then sorry for sayin that! but what Kelly said is really really true you shouldn't be like that to people who got sick don't mess with my only cyber friend promise ya guys? ha?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 19, 2012, 1:28 pm, #227754
That's true, you guys shouldn't pick on her....she might have a nice body and paper bags are free. (it's the internet pal, grow a pair!)
kelly11lucile - January 19, 2012, 11:48 am, #227751
OMG WHOEVER MADE THIS IS SICK!!!! SHE'S A REAL PERSON, AND JUST BECAUSE SHE HAS A DISEASE THAT MAKES HER LOOK A LITTLE DIFFERENT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN USE HER AS A PIN UP!!! SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!! -_- CYBER BULLYING(EVEN INADVERTENTLY)IS IMMATURE. GROW UP!


MANLINESS - As If wearing the kilt wasn't manly enough, let's toss a 20 foot tall tree.


TAGS: kilted manliness caber tosser
Rating: 4.21/5

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tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 10:58 am, #248101
"Ey, lookit is wee lil' cutie pointy stick. Nae lad, put down that Javvy-lynn and lemmie show you how a MAN does it."
Rick69 - February 20, 2012, 5:15 pm, #229879
"Fcuk yeah! Let's rip this tree apart. . . oh shizzle, it was a telephone line tower. . . Well, at least this won't make headLINES. . ." Ye5, my inner Scottish compelled me to make a random shiety joke that really has nothing much to do with Scots XD
Budog - February 20, 2012, 3:43 am, #229848
It is a kilt dammit! It is only a skirt if you wear underwear...
rachelhorses123 - February 19, 2012, 1:54 pm, #229817
Excuse me while I recover myself from falling off this sofa. Hilarious!


CORPSMAN UP... -


TAGS: corpsman navy soldier hero
Rating: 4.69/5

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raiben - October 18, 2010, 7:25 pm, #198865
Good job, i know the job too well, its mine.


TEAM ROCKET - Promoting transvestism since 1997.




WONDER WOMAN - Yeah, she's let herself go...just a bit.




THE JOKER - Batman really, really, really hates him.




SEGWAY ROUGH RIDERS - Where is your Emperor-God now?!




EVOLUTION - Can we go back?


TAGS: from man to pig humor
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:53 pm, #234267
Couldn't we just skip the whole thing from steps 1 - 5? Going back means having to suffer through it all over again. The horror!


OCCUPY .................. -




WALKING ON WATER -




WELCOME TO THE HANDYMAN'S CORNER - If it ain't broke, you're not tryin'.


TAGS: red green handyman duct ***e
Rating: 4.8/5

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Bucketheadsdad - October 30, 2011, 12:00 pm, #225449
Quando omni flunkus moritati! When all else fails, play dead!
Arvantillian - October 17, 2011, 10:49 am, #225174
Red Green is my Hero!
rudeboy308 - October 12, 2011, 9:57 pm, #225023
I loved Red Green when I saw it on PBS. I still have his tag line in my head about duct ***e as the handyman's secret weapon.


STOP VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN -


TAGS: love your woman dy2012
Rating: 4.6/5

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soberjoe - October 17, 2012, 4:58 pm, #240017
Women are gifted with the strength to make sammichs not to complain about sammichs
TerrorAustralis - September 16, 2012, 1:26 pm, #239191
PROTIP for women: no matter how small you are, there will always be a man, within less than 10 miles, who is too skinny to beat you, and willing to have ***/relationship with you... being beaten is one of the perils of only dating muscle bound idiots.
Bolverk37782 - May 17, 2012, 5:10 am, #234759
Say that to a Feminist and you'll be contemplating the results from a hospital bed


WW2 - I knew there was a good reason why the Germans lost.


TAGS: ww2 germans hitler nazi churchill rock paper scissors
Rating: 3.83/5

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DanteMars - November 3, 2010, 11:51 pm, #201019
5 lolz lions. IDk why, but as soon as i saw this i started laughing. Nice one.


THE TRUE MEANING OF LIFE -




TO ERR IS HUMAN - To blame it on someone else shows management potential


TAGS: err human blame management potential
Rating: 4.74/5

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Reality Lord - January 12, 2012, 5:33 pm, #227520

n1 dubog
Zetmonk - January 12, 2012, 8:45 am, #227507
Hah, nice! Very clever mister!


MEN OF THE 50'S - Pillars of sensitivity.




SUPER HUMAN -


TAGS: neil peart rush superhuman
Rating: 3.14/5

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diego - January 20, 2009, 12:16 pm, #53337
yeah! long live rush, and neil the best drummer on earth!


ALL THAT AND WE'RE NOT AFRAID OF VACUUM CLEANERS -


TAGS: mankind earth king
Rating: 4.77/5

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mariand - August 18, 2012, 6:13 pm, #238525
I like to focus on perpetuation of the species...hehehe


A REAL MAN -


TAGS: ***y confident woman
Rating: 4.77/5

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rerun - September 2, 2010, 6:54 pm, #191988

The Johnny Cash image makes it for me.
Reality Lord - September 2, 2010, 5:21 pm, #191975

lolz


SUPERGIRL - Admit it. You'd burn down your own house Just to see those golden locks fly in and save you


TAGS: supergirl h** superman comics ***y
Rating: 4.45/5

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ryedinc - July 13, 2013, 9:06 pm, #247723
Lol, that's Enji Night, a Cosplayer. o.o
vilnius - September 21, 2012, 6:21 pm, #239283
that's a wig
Coombsy007 - March 13, 2012, 9:51 am, #231221
5L's
Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 9:16 pm, #227494
Wot you can't spell fank you so you cheat and it upsets a mod an... ah fank it!
Luidavinci - December 16, 2011, 10:31 am, #226665
So, who is the model? Great poster! She's gorgeous.
rerun - November 24, 2011, 8:29 am, #226120

Kwaru, this is a satire site & comments like yours are not acceptable. One more and you are out. I hope this is very clear to you.
Kwaru - November 24, 2011, 2:56 am, #226115
I tried to look it up. Didn't find anything on it.
Kwaru - November 24, 2011, 2:50 am, #226114
f*** you.
Maddness - November 21, 2011, 4:31 pm, #226020
oh god but imagine the s*x it would be dangerous... you would die from a crushed pelvis...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2011, 4:05 pm, #226018
That's a dude. look it up, his name is Kevin.
Cyberhagen - November 21, 2011, 2:37 pm, #226014
WOW - she's cute! I mean, really cute. In a serious way.
Hellraizer - November 21, 2011, 6:51 am, #226005
I definitely would... Anytime :)


CROSSROADS -


TAGS: bacon waffles its a natural greybeard bliss iceman
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

BeNiceToMe - February 8, 2012, 10:04 pm, #229153
well sir, if you bring in g55d bacon, it will get you all the youth that you want :)
Kilted - February 8, 2012, 1:53 pm, #229120
Youth so I have more time for the bacon one.
maoworks2 - February 8, 2012, 8:42 am, #229104
Bacon For Me Too.
Rhovanmark - February 8, 2012, 2:53 am, #229098
I'd take bacon and go out wit a Bang! prolly from my heart exploding,lol.


DEATH BAKERY - Cake unites even mortal enemies.




Just one goal -


TAGS: homeless dog man unconditional love
Rating: 4.96/5

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GaryO - August 15, 2013, 9:24 pm, #248709
Heck, yer the one makin’ good posters. I’m just voting. Thank YOU! (y’oughta seen my first posters….wait…don’t)
chickenlittle - August 15, 2013, 9:14 pm, #248708
Thanks for the encouragement GaryO :)
GaryO - August 15, 2013, 8:55 pm, #248706
Old stuff, but the good stuff gets old. A good ol’ 5 goes here.


OOOOOOHEHEHEHEHE -


TAGS: fido vodka sailer fat man
Rating: 4.16/5

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herowish6 - December 21, 2010, 5:14 pm, #207896
JUST what people need! some clappers a sailor hat and pure n****ness
GreyScorpion - March 18, 2010, 11:52 am, #165462
we know why you drink it fido
spacedog - March 17, 2010, 7:01 pm, #165379
5Ls
GreyScorpion - March 17, 2010, 4:53 pm, #165360
Face, I think you've capture the essence of Fido's birthday, perfectly. 5+L
Hasbunmb - March 17, 2010, 4:32 pm, #165357
LOL..... Jesus christ....


PERFECT HAIR FOREVER - I challenge you to a chopper duel! A CHOPPA DOOL!




Stress Mgmt -


TAGS: stress management pond waterfall serenity
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 22, 2013, 8:32 am, #250541
Been done. Still good though. Good composition, Demon. Welcome


A MAN'S BEST FRIEND -




AN EASIER WAY -


TAGS: snail slime doorknob iceman
Rating: 4.48/5

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ihavenothingtodowiththis - November 27, 2011, 1:17 am, #226186
Hey Chicka Bump Bump
champ99 - November 21, 2011, 11:17 am, #226011
5o much for that cup of coffee.
dbeatham - November 20, 2011, 12:04 pm, #225980
theres a door?
gas - November 19, 2011, 2:10 pm, #225957
OMG XD


DEADPOOL - For him, Death is just a 10-second inconvenience. (And an ex-girlfriend.)




DAYMAN (AAAAAAHHHHH!) - Fighter of the Nightman (aaaaaahhhhh!) Champion of the Sun! He's a master of Karate and Friendship for everyone!


TAGS: dayman nightman
Rating: 2.75/5

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GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 8:32 pm, #156035
87930
TheTrashHeap - February 3, 2010, 8:31 pm, #156034
WTF Man!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 3, 2010, 8:29 pm, #156033
Trash made almost this exact poster last week.
Fatt Matt - February 3, 2010, 2:05 pm, #155951
You got to pay the troll toll to get into this boy's hole


WAR - it's hell




IRONY -


TAGS: perfect woman
Rating: 4.27/5

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ICEMAN - May 25, 2010, 8:13 pm, #177711
Nah, she's a brunette. Gimme a redhead & we'll talk.
Faceplant31 - May 25, 2010, 2:59 pm, #177666
ROR! Nice one.


FINALLY!!!!! - About f*cking time they kissed!


TAGS: ash ketchum misty pikachu pokemon anime manga kiss kissing
Rating: 3.19/5

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dayday13 - August 3, 2010, 9:48 am, #187567
i no rite?


IRONY -


TAGS: pacman drugs music games hammy
Rating: 4.79/5

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MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 9:51 pm, #251899
Well played sir.
Greeny - March 1, 2011, 8:08 pm, #213361
and posting things


MAN'S BEST FRIEND - Just not yours.




MORGAN FREEMAN - is not enjoying his cotton candy.




THE ANSWER MAN -


TAGS: man woman humor
Rating: 4.65/5

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Yorick - September 16, 2012, 2:32 pm, #239194
OMG. That got me laughing. Thx.
lgvernon - March 22, 2012, 6:56 pm, #231861

I had to remake this poster as I made an error on the forst one. So if you voted on the old one, please repost your vote here!~
lgvernon - March 22, 2012, 5:02 pm, #231850

LOL!~~It's good to laugh and try to keep things in perspective. Thanks!~
carebear - March 22, 2012, 4:47 pm, #231847
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 22, 2012, 11:33 am, #231835

No, this is a boxer named Peter Maher.
Preacher Man - March 22, 2012, 2:08 am, #231820
Is that the great John L. Sullivan?


RELIGION -


TAGS: religion man fish pray die
Rating: 4.35/5

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Airman - April 25, 2012, 3:35 pm, #233808
Philistines.. all of you!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2012, 2:42 pm, #233805
*your
crankyhead - April 25, 2012, 2:39 pm, #233804
I bet you are education level is more gooder than my are education level, anyway.
maoworks2 - April 25, 2012, 11:41 am, #233796
I Get In **** What Ever I Say !
Airman - April 25, 2012, 11:23 am, #233794
I don't think I've ever seen the word Philistine used here before. Congrats Mao!!!
thewildprophet - April 25, 2012, 11:14 am, #233792
I have seen this happen.
thewildprophet - April 25, 2012, 11:14 am, #233791
What's you're education level?
thewildprophet - April 25, 2012, 11:11 am, #233790
Okay maoworks2 (that is a lie unless ma*s murder is work2) you are obliviously a philistine however what "good" thing did this inspire you to think?
thewildprophet - April 25, 2012, 11:10 am, #233789
Okay maoworks2 (that is a lie unless mass murder is work2) you are obliviously a philistine however what "good" thing did this inspire you to think?
Nissta - April 24, 2012, 7:24 pm, #233772
Or in my case I just go to work earn the money to pay for the fish AND then I give a prayer of thanks. It's not God that doesn't listen to prayers it's what you pray for that. I watch the shop and flat next to my place burn down all I prayed for was done.
maoworks2 - April 18, 2012, 7:46 am, #233507
Good One, Makes You Think 5L
CloudchaserS - April 18, 2012, 2:29 am, #233503
Metallica's The God That Failed goes great with this. It's about people who expect God to do everything for them with no effort on their part
GaryO - April 17, 2012, 10:28 pm, #233500
Amen brother Moooooooooooooooooo, amen
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2012, 9:38 pm, #233499
teach a man to fish and he'll spend his life savings on an outboard to drink beer in.
GaryO - April 17, 2012, 7:28 pm, #233492
Yeah, I do love a truism


TESLA - Some people where extraordinary, some where brilliant. He was Both.


TAGS: nikola tesla is tha man
Rating: 4.13/5

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destoo - June 28, 2011, 11:13 pm, #220718
I'd buy it without typos. (where --- were!)
kvash3154 - May 28, 2010, 3:34 pm, #178143
If hes not a "Legend" he should be.
JLBachs - March 22, 2010, 6:21 pm, #166374
Tesla - becuase Edison was a great businessman, not a great inventor.
Nand - March 18, 2010, 9:28 pm, #165536
Tesla. Epic.


MEANWHILE - At the Hall Of Justice.




YOU CAN GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS... -


TAGS: the force star wars owls iceman
Rating: 4.8/5

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ICEMAN - December 14, 2011, 11:13 pm, #226628
There were owls in Star Wars? ;)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2011, 4:56 pm, #226620
I always like a Star Wars referrence.


SOCIAL NETWORKING - The risks are more manifold than you would expect. Not only being Spied on the whole time, your laboriously built up identity Could be crushed so rapidly.


TAGS: facebook risks superman
Rating: 4.35/5

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Zapper - January 23, 2011, 1:04 pm, #210602
Yeah, this is why I don't use Facebook or MySpace or any of that stuff.


SIMPLICITY - Just to show you on a daily basis what half of internets flamewars are about.


TAGS: mac vs pc explanation thewiceman
Rating: 3.91/5

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falconfossi - January 4, 2012, 11:11 am, #227246
Natural Selection at work


VACCINATIONS -


TAGS: you re crazy man
Rating: 4.58/5

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falloutghoul - September 2, 2012, 7:32 pm, #238843
A good immune system is one with experience.


THE PERFECT EVENING - Always achievable with Chloroform


TAGS: chloroform the way to any woman s heart
Rating: 4.04/5

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Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 3:23 am, #170674
And, of course, money will always do the trick...if you don't mind being a john.
agdaniele - April 11, 2010, 3:20 am, #170673
Tact and charm will do wonders, too.


PARENTING -


TAGS: parent demanding moody boss coworker
Rating: 4.8/5

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mariand - October 14, 2011, 2:10 am, #225078
LOL...yeah


BATMAN WITH A GUN - Is like a hurricane arming itself with a tornado


TAGS: batman gun
Rating: 4.24/5

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Kyronic - July 26, 2012, 2:55 am, #237619
This was the original Batman. Back in Detective Comics, he carried a gun and didn't carry the morals he does now. They later changed him to a superhero who doesn't kill. Honestly, I prefer the one who isn't a murderer. Comic book nerd out...
steve1961 - July 17, 2012, 11:16 am, #237366
Good to know...irrelevant but good to know...
onescientistsss - July 17, 2012, 11:02 am, #237365
a hurricane does create tornado inside itself


DISNEY SAILOR SCOUTS - In the name of Jerry Bruckenheimer, WE WILL PUNISH YOU!


TAGS: anime manga sailor scouts moon disney little mermaid aladdin cinderella sleeping beauty
Rating: 3.03/5

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Woodywood03a - August 29, 2009, 1:56 am, #112960
Man... You are wrong. That is just plainly wrong.


BATMAN - I am vengeance! I am the night! I AM BATMAN!


TAGS: batman
Rating: 3.46/5
Weapon X - August 12, 2009, 10:21 pm, #107777
LOL...THAT'S GONNA BE ME WHEN I GET THAT AGE!!!!!
BriaHere - July 31, 2009, 3:25 am, #102958
He looks like a Vampire Bat/Dracula whatever, this is too early for me to be awake.
DillyRat - July 31, 2009, 2:36 am, #102944
This guy is my new hero
LogicDude - June 19, 2009, 9:30 am, #88219
Looks more like Bat-Rabbi...where's his sidekick Bat-Goy?
agdaniele - June 18, 2009, 11:36 pm, #88167
Let this be a warning to women who sunbathe n**e in their back yards... Greybeards DO exist!!!


SUPERMAN - Hasn't inspired anyone since 1993


TAGS: superman
Rating: 3.16/5

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Zagato - April 18, 2010, 1:43 am, #171968
2271
Hippopotosaurus - October 19, 2009, 11:50 am, #127911
i've seen a good artist version of this where superman then puts his fist through batman's head for that comment haha. none the less 4L's for you :)
DreMagnum - October 18, 2009, 10:50 pm, #127768
then you are too young to be on here, GTFO
AwesomeJeezus - October 18, 2009, 10:50 pm, #127767
hey, that's the year i was born!


LAVI - Just got his letter to Hogwarts




STEREOTYPES - Some people live their entire lives depending on them




AT TIMES LIKE THIS - It's best to just stick to your story. "Fine. Arrest me if you want, but I was just trying to get you guys laid."


TAGS: ironic cops police service the men the tattoo commands it
Rating: 4.44/5

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Bartimaeus - February 23, 2010, 12:31 am, #160264
Thanks, lol. I'm thinking about getting the same tattoo. Cops need all the help they can get.
Skatastic - February 22, 2010, 7:14 pm, #160150
Now, that sir, is a truely dedicated citizen. 5 mexican advertisers for you sir.


A WORD OF ADVICE - When a woman asks for your opinion , she does not want your opinion . She wants to hear her opinion, just in a deeper voice .


TAGS: word advice woman wants opinion
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Budog

Sho - April 21, 2012, 2:09 pm, #233650
not bad
SteveFurlong - April 18, 2012, 4:14 pm, #233521
It's so demotivational only because it's so invariably true.


NAVY HUMOR - Challenging our Army counterparts to come back with an even more awesome motifake.


TAGS: army navy caveman awesome military
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Todd Snyder

jayman450 - August 13, 2014, 8:30 pm, #256191
very not easy
southernsoldier83 - February 19, 2010, 9:51 pm, #159270
Yeah buddy its a marine uniform. Make sure you have PID (positive identification) before you start firing rounds off. You definitely just hit some of your marine counterparts. Motifake so easy but the sailor still can't get it right!
TheSarge - November 14, 2009, 7:50 am, #136509
Ha! love this one...but thats a Marine uniform he's wearing not Army.
Chaser - October 19, 2009, 10:48 am, #127892
I must say good job. That is funny and I will take you up on that challenge.
DreMagnum - October 10, 2009, 11:49 pm, #125667
Yeah its a joke bill, so shut the hell up
Zed - October 10, 2009, 11:33 pm, #125658
Not Todd, Bill, but I served in the first Gulf War (Marines), and while I appreciated the Naval back-up, the idea is to make the ENEMY die for our country, not for US to die for ours.
Arrogant Knight - October 10, 2009, 11:31 pm, #125656
Oh don't start that ****, bill. It's a joke. GTFO if you can't take it.
bill - October 10, 2009, 11:29 pm, #125654
do you have no respect for the soldiers that die so you dont have to?


DOGGY STYLE -


TAGS: catwoman batman scars back
Rating: 4.8/5

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Reality Lord - June 4, 2011, 4:51 pm, #219578

oh hell yeah.
rerun - June 4, 2011, 11:14 am, #219571

personal experience?


HORSEPOWER? -


TAGS: horsepower day wanna push for pinks punk iceman
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Jones - February 1, 2011, 10:28 pm, #211402
Sounds exactly like my first truck. And for that, 5/5.


TO ERR IS HUMAN - To arrgh is pirate !


TAGS: to err human arrgh pirate
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Budog

holymoly - March 1, 2012, 1:59 pm, #230434
lol. nice take.


BATMAN - Lets see if he's got something on his belt for that




THOU SHALT INVADE YOUR NEIGHBOUR -


TAGS: france germany ww2 eiffel tower
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by pointer

fascistfrenchman - January 18, 2011, 4:28 am, #210178
Towers are just a way for each country to outdo each other in erecting a national pseudo-p****.
Derek - January 16, 2011, 8:48 pm, #210063
Steel helping Paris earn the most tourist currency of any city in the World OR more expensive scrap to be sunk by the Brits 3-July-1940?
Hawamleh - January 16, 2011, 2:50 pm, #210053
I'll go make the coffee but I warn you, what we call coffee is very different in arabic.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 1:03 pm, #210052
*ever...*tells....I'm gonna shut up now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 1:03 pm, #210051
*ever...*tells....I'm gonna shut up now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 1:02 pm, #210050
If anyone veer telly you that it's fun to drink Jager and tequila on the same night....kill them!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 1:01 pm, #210049
That's very insightful for a 15 year old Hammy....now go make me coffee.....This hangover won't cure itself.
Hawamleh - January 16, 2011, 12:18 pm, #210048
Pro-Tip Germans are considered heroes in arab lands for what they did to the Jews, Arabs don't know that they were to be next.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 8:57 am, #210038
The only thing worse than a bully is the little b**** who hands over his lunch money without even putting up a fight......But the Bully still sucks hard and will burn in hell (does that clear it up for you Fuhrseti?)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 16, 2011, 8:31 am, #210037
It's because they're cheese eating surrender monkeys...
forseti - January 16, 2011, 6:11 am, #210036
So funny... A few people don't like Germany because of the history and all the Nazi crime, but everybody hates France - just because... For whatever reason.
agdaniele - January 16, 2011, 12:35 am, #210030
LMAO! And that was too good to be a motifake, you comment wh***?
Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:33 am, #210029
And too bad the French in WWII lacked the modern technology represented by the t-shirt gun. In war time it could easily be modified to fire ... white flags. They coulda surrendered at a distance of hundreds of yards at a time, with the right tail wind.
agdaniele - January 16, 2011, 12:32 am, #210028
Oui. Or Wi... or WWII. Macht nichts.
Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:30 am, #210027
Sorry. But they do paint them white, no? I mean, non?
agdaniele - January 16, 2011, 12:25 am, #210022
French cruise ships, unlike their battleships aren't armed with white flags. Learn your history, Sean.
Sean - January 16, 2011, 12:23 am, #210021
Don't you mean cruise ship? It could carry more fleeing French people than a battleship would.
agdaniele - January 15, 2011, 11:25 pm, #210018
White flags are easier to see atop a tower.
Claire - January 15, 2011, 10:33 pm, #210017
Zing.
AdmiralAckbar - January 15, 2011, 10:26 pm, #210016
thanks for pointing that out
pointer - January 15, 2011, 7:47 am, #209977
nope I meant battleship, the tower was built in 1889 (there was no concept of a tank) and a nations strength was measured by its naval strength.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 15, 2011, 1:41 am, #209966
Yep. That's a Tank
Sean - January 15, 2011, 12:07 am, #209955
Or am I thinking of Plato?
Sean - January 15, 2011, 12:06 am, #209954
Like Aristotle.
Sean - January 15, 2011, 12:06 am, #209953
Sadly, no. And do you think he has ever even heard of the Maginot Line? Or the Schleifen Plan? (forgive the spelling -- I don't google when I'm drunk. Too Belgian.)
Anonymous2 - January 14, 2011, 11:19 pm, #209943
You mean tanks instead of battleships, right? It is a LAND border between France and Germany.


IRON MAN - is a super hero IRON WOMAN is a command


TAGS: iron woman commi3
Rating: 4.25/5

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NumberXIII - October 25, 2011, 11:57 am, #225331
Why does it look like Iron Man has t*tties?


REDNECK THANKSGIVING - Somehow I don't think this is the image that Norman Rockwell had in mind




SUPERHERO - Because the real Superhero is the one who saved us.


TAGS: jesus superhero church superheroes god spiderman hulk captain america word bible
Rating: 2.46/5

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DZ - April 8, 2009, 3:16 pm, #71614
D.C. bows to knowone!
k - November 3, 2008, 9:00 am, #32807
...and batman is nowhere to be seen. hellz 2 the yeah
Captain Douchebag - July 20, 2008, 11:21 am, #10380
I am deeply offended by this. Everyone knows Jesus was a raptor.
Paul Barfoot - July 17, 2008, 10:13 pm, #10012
They are all my favourite fictitious characters!
what?? - June 30, 2008, 7:25 pm, #7691
Copyright infringement.....hallaleuja!!!
Uhm No. - June 30, 2008, 5:29 pm, #7680
2 words...HULK SMASH!
elonine - June 29, 2008, 12:20 am, #7480
You are RIGHT! On of them is NOt like the others... One of them is a woman!
Ernie - June 23, 2008, 7:12 pm, #6780
You...have...got...to...be...kidding...me. One of these things is not like the others...
Shtoink - June 23, 2008, 3:57 am, #6726
BOO! if wolverine can talk **** to magneto i doubt hed bow to jeebus!


FUNKY CHICKEN - doesn't like to be called a jive turkey!


TAGS: funky chicken jive turkey shaft bird no one understands him but his woman
Rating: 4.38/5

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InvaderDaz - July 21, 2011, 2:44 am, #221656
LMAO
ICEMAN - February 20, 2011, 9:45 am, #212758
Genius
Current Resident - January 30, 2010, 12:52 pm, #155336
Ha! Good one. 5L
rerun - January 24, 2010, 9:50 am, #154126

love it
BoneCD - January 24, 2010, 8:07 am, #154120
Good one Wit!


THE WINGMAN -


TAGS: a good wingman is crucial
Rating: 4.86/5

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Sean - April 2, 2011, 9:26 pm, #215664
the right word, the a**urance of a quick and, presumably, painless death. Not so the Noble Wingman. His torment is accompaniedby no such considerations.
Sean - April 2, 2011, 9:25 pm, #215663
The soldier who unflinchingly throw himself upon a live grenade so as to shield his imperilled comrades is, by the very exigency of circumstance, denied the opportunity to reflect upon said heroic act, and comforted somewhat, should "comfort" be the ...
Titanpb - March 31, 2011, 12:56 am, #215550
pull the trigger


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